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Hey there.

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

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  • Girls: He has to be at least 6ft tall, full head of hair, face like Zac Efron, and abs of steel.
  • Me: I prefer girls who shave their armpits
  • Girls: Wow dudebro, thanks for upholding another unattainble standard that women are force to strive for. You don't even like that, you've just been brainwashed by the media and magazine industry to not like hairy girls.

ventai:

dungeon-crowley:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

.. i don’t even know what to say.

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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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theonewhosawitall:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

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zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

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row-row-row-your-bodt:

oeternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

HMYOGD

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ruinedchildhood:

When your mom forgets to ask for her change back

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