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panic-at-the-bistro:

the funniest thing about the show ‘I Wanna Marry Harry’ is that the producers knew british girls would never buy the ruse so they were like ‘who can we get that might has well have lived under a rock for the past ten years’ and clearly the answer was ‘americans’

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relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I don't see how Frozen is "whitewashed" - Arrendell looks like its in one of the Scandinavian countries and like... have you ever seen a Scandinavian person? They're WHITE. How can you whitewash a race of white people? How?
outau outau Said:

cracked:

"Everything the light touches can go fuck itself."

When Famous Cartoon Characters Finally Snap

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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blacksteelgajeel:

when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m

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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

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selhorys:

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

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